Drinking bottled water is for assholes who hate the planet. Boxed water is for enlightened awesomes. People who drink boxed water are also taller, wittier, and better in the sack. More here.
Monday, March 16, 2009
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Great when paired as a hang-over-inhibitor with the ever-so-classy "Boxed Wine."
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